No Nickelback, maybe Everclear?

Well, it does appear that I will not be attending the Nickelback concert in Tallahassee. To much crap to do. But there is light at the end of the tunnel. Everclear is back together! New album coming out next month, new tour schedule, and most importantly: They are coming to Mobile, Alabama in October. That is close enough. I thought I had lost my opportunity to see the greatest rock band in history in concert when they broke up. I always said that if they came within 300 miles of where I was that I would be there. Dreams can come true. Freakin' Everclear, baby! Back together! Anyway, stay tuned for future info. If you want to go, let me know. Maybe we can work something out. I am a reasonable guy. I can be bought, or at least bribed if the price is right. Just remember, I'm easy but I ain't cheap. Make sure you check out the twisted short film "Room to Breathe" starring Everclear frontman Art Alexakis posted below.

Please, no turds in my leaves

The comedic value of this little treasure increases exponentially the further you read. At first you chuckle, then slowly, full-on hysteria ensues. You have to love it. http://www.hoax-slayer.com/mock-charity-hoax.html Enjoy.

That all important "Optical Inch"

I'd like to give a shout out to Chris B. for this sweet little link. If this doesn't sell razors, what the hell will? http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

A Dollop of Grey Matter

Have you ever seen the Daisy Sour Cream commercials. "A dollop, a dollop, a dollop of Daisy." Why wasn't the guy who came up with this pile of crap euthanized at birth?

Creating the blog...

Well, I am trying to eliminate annoyances that I hate before I get started. I want my links to open in a new window rather than redirecting the current window. This is apparently harder than it seems. For all of the faithful readers out there, I'm working on it. Please check out the new "Best Movies Ever Made" section. Criticism of items on the list is not welcome, but feel free to let me know if you think I left any good ones off. Maybe I will add them, but probably not. I give a rat's ass about what movies you like. This is Beaux's Blog.

A Decent Start

Well, this is as far as I am going tonight. If I get any hits, sorry it sucks. Come back later. I will try to make it better.

My heartbeat. What else can I say?

Virgin Post

Here is my first blog. Enjoy.