I'd never Rick-roll a brotha...

Bored.

You want to hear something funny?

A man and a woman walk into an elevator.
The woman turns to the man and asks,
"Can I smell your balls"?

The man exclaims, "No you can not"!

To which the woman replies,
"Then it must be your feet".

Retooling

I am considering a total redesign. Hopefully with election year editorial aplenty, my desire to write something on this blog will increase. Either way, I am sick of looking at the same old thing. As I am sure the multitude of people anxiously awaiting my famed words of wisdom are sick of looking at the same old thing.

You know who you are.

You know.

Cool Cristmas Crap

Okay, okay. I know it has been a while...let's just say that I have been uninspired to blog. However, in the spirit of the season I have decided to share some of my favorite chunks of holiday-inspired multimedia. Nothing too big, I just wanted to share a smile and maybe a little alternative crank with a great back beat.

This is easily the coolest rendition of The 12 Days of Christmas I have ever heard.

Please check it out.

I like this one.

I figured we might go again. I have been inspired by the witty comment of Sir-Dance-Alot. Oh no wait, that is the other Tallahassee guy. Anyway...enjoy.