Quote of the Week
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.” - Helen Rowland

I suddenly feel like writing. Things are slow at the moment. How many times in your life have you had an extended period of absolutely nothing to do. Waking up on Monday morning and not having a job to do or a task to complete gives me a sick feeling in my stomach. The current state of our economy...SUCKS! Well, I guess that is enough of that.
Let's move on.
Good News: I just spent two weeks in England for Christmas. Very, very, cool. If you have the means, I highly recommend making the trip (that was a little Ferris shout out for the movie buffs among you!) ChestWraps.com is currently getting revamped. I am hoping that will keep me busy for a while and maybe generate a little somthin'-somthin'!! Right? Right.
I have decided to post a pic I took in Sussex, England. This is Bodiam Castle. Rather than regurgitating a long fact sheet regarding this amazing castle, I will just say click here to learn more. Even if you are aware the fact that things are much older in Europe, it is still a shocking realization to stand in front of a structure that is 400 years older than our country!
And...Big Ben was totally rad :)

I want to tell you about a new project: www.chestwraps.com. We set out to create a place where we could vent our sarcasm in a constructive way. This is what we have ended up with. Everything I would wear on a T-shirt, printed on T-shirts. Cool idea, right? We thought so. Anyway, I am very interested in feedback so please check out the site and it's features and let me know what you think. Good, bad, ugly...doesn't matter. Just let me know. And, if you happen to like what you see, maybe pick up some funny new threads (baby needs a new pair)
You want to hear something funny?
A man and a woman walk into an elevator.
The woman turns to the man and asks,
"Can I smell your balls"?
The man exclaims, "No you can not"!
To which the woman replies,
"Then it must be your feet".
I am considering a total redesign. Hopefully with election year editorial aplenty, my desire to write something on this blog will increase. Either way, I am sick of looking at the same old thing. As I am sure the multitude of people anxiously awaiting my famed words of wisdom are sick of looking at the same old thing.
You know who you are.
You know.