Sincere Retraction

I apologize to Mrs. Sandra Bennage for not properly acknowledging that the totally sweet pDNA referral came from her and not from Chris as I stated. I should have immediately known that something that cool was not from Chris.

My Personal DNA

Chris Bennage turned me on to this cool site called Personal DNA that offers a free psychological profile. It is very cool. I had to take it twice though. The first time I took it the results said I was a "Psychopathic Serial Killer". I thought that was crap so I took it again and lied my ass off on every question. The link below will allow you to view my profile.
My Personal Dna Report

You can't keep a good redneck down!

Southport, Florida is widely responsible for the humbling designation of "Redneck Riviera" that has been bestowed upon our little community. Well, Southport and the plethora of idiots from Alabama that flock here from their normal place of residence at the shallow end of the gene pool. Anyway, Lynn Haven is adjacent to Southport and attempting to annex it into what I can only assume is the 21st century. Southport vehemently objects to its assimilation into anything other than camouflage and confederate flags. They lost their election signs outlining their position on the upcoming annexation ballet. I can't help but admire not only their determination in the face of disaster but also the wit displayed in this sarcastic quip. I hope you find this as funny as I did.

What could be better than Google?

If you are a big fan of Google like I am, might I suggest a cool little game that Google has devised that actually helps them make searches faster and more accurate. Check out the following link: http://images.google.com/imagelabeler/ . All you have to do is label the images as fast as you can as you try to match the labels entered by a random and anonymous partner. Pretty cool and very addictive.

FSU BABY!

Did you see it? Miami who? I look forward to gloating all season as we go undefeated! Next week: poor Troy State. Be sure to send your condolences early.