You can't keep a good redneck down!

Southport, Florida is widely responsible for the humbling designation of "Redneck Riviera" that has been bestowed upon our little community. Well, Southport and the plethora of idiots from Alabama that flock here from their normal place of residence at the shallow end of the gene pool. Anyway, Lynn Haven is adjacent to Southport and attempting to annex it into what I can only assume is the 21st century. Southport vehemently objects to its assimilation into anything other than camouflage and confederate flags. They lost their election signs outlining their position on the upcoming annexation ballet. I can't help but admire not only their determination in the face of disaster but also the wit displayed in this sarcastic quip. I hope you find this as funny as I did.